Xu Hanwan is a sophisticated gentleman. Even though he has a dashing personality, he only has one relative left, his elder sister. (He returns home in the evening)
Elder sister: “you have spent all that time in sweeping graves?”
Xu Hanwan: “I came across the daughter of the regional commander.
“She is willing 100%, and she loves 100%.”
“Little blue, her servant girl served as the Man of the Moon.”
“We became husband and wife at night, in her bedroom.”
“I was given silver of high quality by my Ladylove.”
“She has millions of private fortunes. I am finally out of poverty.”
(Since time immemorial, no lady thinks of a man in whatever way. Who would suspect of a silver chain from the Qiantang Country.)
Sister’s husband (a courtroom ushers): “He must have come across some demons.”
Xu Xian produced a bar of silver from his gown. Although at first sight, it appeared to be stolen goods, it was a successful fright.
Authorities: What are you carrying around?
Xu Xian: A silver chain.
Police officer: From where did you get it?
Xu Xian: I got it from a lady that I fell in love with. I meet with her on my daily routine to clean the graves. She portrayed 100% love to me, and I also loved her at first sight. We went to their house. I spent a night in her bedroom. She gave me this silver chain in addition to showing me the millions that she has in her bank account.
Police officer: “Then what happened after you went home?”
Xu Xian: I found my sister at home but uneasy because I was late.
Police Officer: Did you explain to her about the incident?
Xu Xian: Yes, I explained to her. I was very excited and happy about falling in love with a pretty and rich girl.
Police Officer: Then you have to come to the office with me and record a statement.
Xu Xian: Why do I have to go to the authorities?
Police officer: Because you possess stolen goods.
Xu Xian: But I was given the items….
Police Officer: The law has no obligation on the method of acquiring. Meanwhile, you are innocent until proven guilty.
Xu Xian: But I have no direct contact with the thieves.
Police officer: Then, you will help with the investigations.
“The mistress is arrested, and the stolen goods recovered.”
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